All right, so you’re at an illegal cockfight, and a rooster comes after you (probably because he’s sick of this whole cruel dog-and-pony show). He slices your calf with a knife, and you don’t get to the ER on time. You die.
Check out the coverage here: Tulare County man dies after being cut by knife attached to cockfighting rooster’s leg
Smart rooster. Maybe the rest of the ones involved in this nasty “sport” should take some lessons from him!